Brutkey

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Just putting the original #TormentNexus tweet image here so I can tap the sign as required.

Alex Blechman eee @AlexBlechman Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus 5:49 PM - Nov 8, 2021 - Twitter Web App
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BREAKING: Elon Musk is reportedly furious people keep calling Tesla vehicles “swasticars.”

So don't do that.

#swasticars

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Bumblebees live in little burrows in the ground, but when they've been busy they sleep on the job.

Bumblebees having a nap in flowers. They're face first in the flowers, so all you can see is their fuzzy pollen covered bumble-butts
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Just found out my wife is a ghost.

I had my suspicions as soon as she walked through the door.

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The inventor of the Knock Knock joke has finally been awarded a Nobell prize.

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Drank a bottle of invisible ink by mistake. I'm in A&E now, waiting to be seen.

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Do you know the formula for sodium hypobromite?

NaBrO.

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What chemical has the formula HIJKLMNO?

Water.

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Just got a job as senior director at Old MacDonald's Farm.

I'm the CIEIO.

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I ran into the vets this morning and shouted to the receptionist, “Quick. My hamster is in serious trouble!” “Hamster?” she laughed. “That’s a snake.”

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My brother and I got into trouble a while ago for stealing a calendar. We each got six months.