Brutkey

JP
@daedalus@eigenmagic.net

I remain convinced that most ball sports would be improved if, under certain circumstances, the ref had to shout MULTIBALL and at least 2 additional balls were sent into play for 5 minutes.

JP
@daedalus@eigenmagic.net

Why would I want to wait until it's safe to turn off my computer? I want it to suffer.

JP
@daedalus@eigenmagic.net

"I'm a full stack engineer"
❌ boring
❌ corporate
❌ cliched

"I can make computers suffer in myriad ways"
✅ distinctive
✅ mysterious
✅ they deserve it