Go hack some Meta shit.
https://www.facebook.com/security/advisories/cve-2025-54952
https://www.facebook.com/security/advisories/cve-2025-54951
https://www.facebook.com/security/advisories/cve-2025-54950
https://www.facebook.com/security/advisories/cve-2025-54949
https://www.facebook.com/security/advisories/cve-2025-30405
https://www.facebook.com/security/advisories/cve-2025-30404
Go hack some Ruby crypto shit.
https://github.com/jwt/ruby-jwe/security/advisories/GHSA-c7p4-hx26-pr73
The authentication tag of encrypted JWEs can be brute forced, which may result in loss of confidentiality for those JWEs and provide ways to craft arbitrary JWEs.
Go hack some microservices shit.
https://lists.apache.org/thread/ggfd72vvvxjozs81zbcls45zxg64pphx
sev:CRIT 9.8 - CVSS:3.1/AV:N/AC:L/PR:N/UI:N/S:U/C:H/I:H/A:H
Deserialization of Untrusted Data vulnerability in Apache Seata (incubating).
https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2025-53606
Go hack some fedi shit. But make it fun, not malicious.
https://github.com/fedify-dev/fedify/security/advisories/GHSA-6jcc-xgcr-q3h4
Logging on after a week away like
Computers are bullshit this is bullshit I want to go back to the woods.
Logging on after a week away like
@catsalad@infosec.exchange
No: guys
Still No: gals
Yes: goobs
@catsalad@infosec.exchange I had to wait until my partner left the room because they didn't like the story but I used to use "y'all motherfuckers" as a gender neutral term. My dean also didn't like the term despite our big EDI push. 😒
@Sempf@infosec.exchange Are... are you seriously asking the Internet for suggestions?
@Sempf@infosec.exchange For real though, zucchini bread freezes well. And zoodles done right really are fantastic, despite what you ( or I ) might naturally assume.
I see the Internet still works. I'm starting to think those group therapy sessions in Vegas every year aren't actually doing anything productive.
Heyyyyyyy youuuuuuu guyyyyyyys