Brutkey

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Aster
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that the first inventor of the arts of magic and astrology was Zoroaster
talked about this one before.

Not true

Greeks were just being weird because the Greek transliteration of his name has aster in it (star). So they started writing a bunch of magical and astrological texts in his name. (his name in his language actually means something like "Old camel man")

Aster
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he goes on to claim that Zoroaster is the biblical character Ham

which, also no.

Aster
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that the first inventor of the arts of magic and astrology was Zoroaster
talked about this one before.

Not true

Greeks were just being weird because the Greek transliteration of his name has aster in it (star). So they started writing a bunch of magical and astrological texts in his name. (his name in his language actually means something like "Old camel man")

Aster
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reading this line before unleashing a sick metal riff

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Hence Lucan, too, says β€˜Contaminated with no contagion from poison that has been drunk, the mind, being enchanted, dies.’

Aster
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This skit

https://inv.nadeko.net/watch?v=Qklvh5Cp_Bs

Aster
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I'm reminded of "the funniest joke in the world" skit from monty python

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β€œAnd without any drinking of poison they destroy souls merely through the violence of their chant.”

this sounds so fucken metal.

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He seems to be arguing that demons need witches to actually do anything material.

Which, like, did we read the same books? Because in the bible they definitely do quite a lot of stuff without the use of a witch. Like what is this dude on about?

Aster
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a lot of this stuff is medieval christians getting high on Aristotle.

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There is a Dominican friar named Albertus Magnus who claimed that if you let sage rot a specific way and then throw it into a spring a storm will immediately break out.