Brutkey

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

why i have not done this already? my IPs are in various GeoIP databases as “content” IPs, so they will be treated as if I were using a VPN company.

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

holy fuck y'all, i decided to fuck around with things and it's so much worse than i thought initially.

after about an hour of fucking around, i discovered google fiber is handing out duplicate ipv6 prefix delegations... ones which are being actively used by other customers. 😱

here's the email i just sent to their tech support, which i am sure won't be read, but whatever.

https://distfiles.ariadne.space/grumpy-google-fiber-email.txt

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

this is what it looks like when your ISP gaslights you because they can’t be bothered to fix their DHCPv6-PD setup

why fix problems when you can gaslight instead?

i am very close to just deploying a virtualized headend at my colo which is 0.4ms ping from my house. seriously.

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

why i have not done this already? my IPs are in various GeoIP databases as “content” IPs, so they will be treated as if I were using a VPN company.

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

i really should not have to have the “look, i am a well-known security engineer, when i say i am not getting ipv6 traffic i mean it and will publish this interaction on my blog if you all don’t fix it” conversation with my ISP (google fiber)

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

this is what it looks like when your ISP gaslights you because they can’t be bothered to fix their DHCPv6-PD setup

why fix problems when you can gaslight instead?

i am very close to just deploying a virtualized headend at my colo which is 0.4ms ping from my house. seriously.

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

i really should not have to have the “look, i am a well-known security engineer, when i say i am not getting ipv6 traffic i mean it and will publish this interaction on my blog if you all don’t fix it” conversation with my ISP (google fiber)

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

i don’t know who needs to hear this but that LLM “girlfriend” you installed on your phone doesn’t actually love you back

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

“if jesus is real, why is your hairline receding?” and other things i ask street preachers

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

fuck SPD

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

anywho, if you happen to be on an instance that is shutting down, and you want an invite here, just DM me, and i'll make you an invite link so you can bypass screening.