Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"Are you hungry? I can wake up the waitress. She sometimes nods off on the toilet."
"Hay-ron?"
"Yep. Hay-ron."
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"I hate to sound old, but I don't recognize any of the celebrities in these photos."
"That's the Wall of Shame. I'm glad you don't recognize anyone we kicked out."
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"I'm sorry they puked in your Uber, but I wasn't the one who took them to a drive-thru seafood joint on the way home."
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"Last call for alcohol came and went. You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here."
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"Sir. A companion animal is not a designated driver."
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"This mezcal has a worm. Eat the worm, right?"
"That's hard cider."
"Oh."
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
My Father's Place had a beloved fellow named Bud who pulled tap handles for years. Rest his soul.
He finally cut off a drunk regular who wobbled at the bar and said, "Hey Hamm's, I'd like a Bud."
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
Bud used to loudly sing along to "Psycho Killer" on the jukebox.
Someone always got up and quickly left like they felt seen.
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Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
My Father's Place had a beloved fellow named Bud who pulled tap handles for years. Rest his soul.
He finally cut off a drunk regular who wobbled at the bar and said, "Hey Hamm's, I'd like a Bud."
#BartenderTales
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#Portland
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
"Pop quiz: What is 85 plus one?"
"It's 86."
"Get the hint?"
"I was just leaving."
"Good."
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