Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
I wanna hug your cat.
#ContradictASongLyric
#HashTagGames
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
There is a statue of Joan of Arc on a roundabout here in town, and they didn't get retirement money either.
This gender shit is getting old, ain't it?
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
Alan Dershowitz is the guy who treats everyone at a catered luncheon to a week of loose stools, and then blames everything else when things slow down at his delicatessen.
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
The point of a lifeboat is the preservation of life. The life preserver and life jacket also have explicit names.
The person in charge of equipping a vessel with lifeboats should know how many people are on the ship.
Even the potential stowaways.
"Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
#Census
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
Are you going to Seaside on the Oregon Coast with your small dog and considering renting a bicycle?
If this is a serious listing, you and the little pooch could come back home with a nice pair of wheels.
https://portland.craigslist.org/nco/bik/d/cannon-beach-schwinn-bike/7871704758.html
Renting is swell, but ownership has benefits.
#Seaside #Bike #Dogs
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
In a near future hellscape, AI is going to be targeting people with Crohn's for suspicious activity even though they've never so much as put a cherry bomb down a toilet.
#AI
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
In retrospect, HIV was about "culling the herd" and leadership tipped their hands with their reaction.
For anyone to look at viral diseases as random and happenstance these days takes a whole lot of faith in people who tipped their hands.
And keep tipping their hands, and keep tipping their hands, and keep tipping their hands.
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
Apple was a disorganized record company founded by the Beatles.
We can keep that Apple.
The other one?
Nah.
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
As much as everyone wants to blame Eve for giving Adam an apple, every bad Apple has been founded by a man.
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
Apple was a disorganized record company founded by the Beatles.
We can keep that Apple.
The other one?
Nah.
Yakyu Night Owl@YakyuNightOwl@mastodon.world
A reminder that "Gilded Age" is fancy speak for white trash aristocracy.