Brutkey

Thomas 🔭🕹️
@thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

The laptop I bought on eBay that—according to the listing—has no hard disk and a monochrome screen has arrived

giga 🔻
@thatgiga@mastodon.social

Stasera crespelle in brodo con pecorino e parmigiano (ricetta abruzzese, mi dicono dalla regia).

Black Aziz Anansi :vm:
@BlackAzizAnansi@mas.to

They recruited the comments section and gave them weapons and soverign immunity.

Dgar
@dgar@aus.social

Accidentally used dog shampoo.

I’m a good boy.

AnarchoNinaWrites
@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse

Also, can I once again point out to you that "he's got a gun" literally does not fucking mean anything relevant in America? You know, the country that would rather deal with a mass shooting at a school every 6 months rather than institute gun control laws?

You will notice, it's only ever a problem that "he's got a gun" when it's not a Nazi.

Gnosyz 🖖:straightally:
@ZySoua@mastodon.ml

It’s basically same at the gyms

By the Toonholechris

Puxi_Il_Gatto :tootcat:
@Puxi@toot.cat

🇮🇹 Avvistato in Malesia uno dei felini più rari al mondo
🇺🇲 One of the world's rarest felines spotted in Malaysia
🌐 Unu el la plej maloftaj felinoj de la mondo ekvidita en Malajzio

https://www.ilfattoquotidiano.it/2025/12/26/la-videotrappola-cattura-il-gatto-dalla-testa-piatta-leccezionale-avvistamento-di-uno-dei-felini-piu-rari-e-minacciati-al-mondo/8238452/

#GattiEScienza #VitaDaGatto #catsofmastodon #mastocats #fedicats

myrmepropagandist
@futurebird@sauropods.win

@Anke@social.scribblers.club @va2lam@mastodon.nz @bucknam@mastodon.social

OK I've tried to draw it.

Do not overthink the details of these diagrams. Consider the difference between using a knot to hold the thread vs. using friction.

Friction is often a better, more robust solution. There are many ways to start sewing. Just overlap your stitches, back-stitch a few times until you feel it will not slide out.

Douglas McMillan
@Nerdfest@mastodon.online

Mulder Caturdaying to the fullest

rag. Gustavino Bevilacqua
@GustavinoBevilacqua@mastodon.cisti.org

@wubby74@mastodon.cisti.org
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A 8 € ci possono anche stare, come prezzo.

Però i listini alti mi servono per dire a mia moglie "hai visto quanto abbiamo risparmiato comperando la limatrice?" 😄