Brutkey

L⁂Rhodes
@lrhodes@merveilles.town

Today's internet is worse not because it's different from the one you grew up with, but because those differences are focused on treating you as a site for extracting value.

Cassidy James :rr: :gg: :fh:
@cassidy@mastodon.blaede.family

My kids got a nice piano for Christmas, aaaand it has a paid cloud subscription to access all of the features. 🤬

fabriziovenerandi
@Fbrzvnrnd@livellosegreto.it

nel frattempo, negli Stati Uniti d'America...

Chris Hartgerink (they/them)
@chartgerink@akademienl.social

Billionaires are making $80,700/second

😵

💢

Oblomov
@oblomov@sociale.network

Quando la tua vecchia Toyota sgangherata ti saluta definitivamente e tu la ringrazi per il servizio reso nei lunghi anni di funzionalità:

ARIGATORCIO

Ars Technica
@arstechnica@mastodon.social

Asus confirms its smartphone business is on indefinite hiatus
Asus chairman Jonney Shih sees AI applications as the company's main focus going forward.
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026/01/asus-confirms-its-smartphone-business-is-on-indefinite-hiatus/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

Slashdot :verified:
@slashdot@mastodon.cloud

Netflix Wants Plots Explained Multiple Times Because Viewers Are on Their Phones, Matt Damon Says https://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/26/01/19/178222/netflix-wants-plots-explained-multiple-times-because-viewers-are-on-their-phones-matt-damon-says?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon

Joseph Brinton
@earringboy@theforkiverse.com

My first post is of course my cats Whiskey and Rye

Ariadne Conill 🐰:therian:
@ariadne@social.treehouse.systems

I, Ariadne, Empress of Treehouse.systems, will be imposing retaliatory tariffs on Mastodon.social of at least 25% because they annoy me.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!!!!!

AnarchoNinaWrites
@AnarchoNinaWrites@jorts.horse

sees a picture of Pete Hegseth on TV

Me: "The liver cirrhosis fairy really letting us all down yo..."