Brutkey

GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social
GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

I bought a bunch of sandwich fixings on my first grocery run, but forgot the lube.

Got mayo and Beaver brand mustard.

They are a regional condiment monger that makes a variety of tasty stuff.

#CampingWithJeff

A bottle of Beaver Brand Deli Mustard featuring a yellow cap and prominent labeling. The mustard contains grated horseradish and zesty mustard, and the bottle holds 12.5 ounces. The brand claims to be gluten-free
GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

I need some #FediHelp

I have maxed out on the number of people I can follow at 7500. How can I sort followers, preferably by active/inactive so I can delete some. Easiest would be on the web, but I have the official app and Ivory on iOS too.

Edit: That was fast! See first reply for the answer, Thanks!

GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

Sign of the times

A sign posted on a building warns to "Look Out for Ice on Sidewalk." Below, another sign indicates the location of a fresh water spigot at the rear of the building. The signs are situated against a background of wood and stone.
GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

#LazyDayForCharacters

Dean Cain drops out of ICE training camp and goes back to living on Scott Baio's couch

GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

Second breakfast is best when paired with second nap.

GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

Pronouncing guacamole gwa-comma-lee since 1999

GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

"I'm hungry": Boring, square, normal.

"I hunger": Moody, foreboding and slightly menacing.

GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

Ah #TheGoodOldDays when you could smoke in the hospital courtesy of a funeral home

A glass ashtray with a hospital logo, courtesy of a funeral home
GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social

We all have two Durans inside of us and they are both hungry like a wolf.