Brutkey

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The #CultOfRamenCatholicism should probably offer classes on 'Meditation for ADHD' so I'm looking for a volunteer to -- oh look, I just found a cool rock!

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I need an adult to tell me "no."

https://www.budk.com/Toothpick-Launcher-Crossbow-Functional-Toy-Metal-S-51819/51819.html

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Traction Park:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_Park

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Should the #CultOfRamenCatholicism open a #TractionPark style amusement park?

Obviously, everyone would have to sign a release acknowledging the extreme risk & promise not to sue when they get injured.

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micro-nation for sale near me

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First tomato harvest
#gardening

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It's me. I'm the one who keeps losing the scissors. Sorry about that.

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Daybreak is a fun cooperative #BoardGame I played today. We kicked Climate Change's butt!

https://www.daybreakgame.org/

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Lewd joke

How do you torture a masochist?

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Tie them to a bed, then make them watch a documentary on the history of accounting.

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Starting a cult is totally a normal #MidlifeCrisis, right?