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A #void for #caturday

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Madonna And Void

A lady (my wife!) with a black cat in her arms. Woman and cat are looking at each other. Kinda looks like a renaissance painting of Mary and the Infant Jesus, Especially because my wife has a blanket over her shoulders for some reason

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When my wife and I were married, she kept her name. Frankly, I prefer that. Mrs Gates is my mom and no thank you.

We then got a cat, who has her own last name. The name Tusky McMammoth is its own unit that couldn’t be broken. Same with the second cat, Wesley Crusher.

When we had our son, he inherited a last name each from my wife and myself.

So nobody in my house of three humans and two cats shares the same last name. The Christmas letter with its many names looks like a law firm sent it.

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Lewd, dumb, small print

When you’re riding Amtrak don’t forget your

If you zoom in, you can see a small sign that says JACKING PAD

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I can’t believe nobody thinks Almond Ennui would be a good candy bar

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Remember when only nerds knew about Lord of the Rings

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The Public Pool Body Positivity Challenge (for yourself and others)

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The Minimize Staring At Milfs Challenge

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The Public Pool Body Positivity Challenge (for yourself and others)

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Be just eccentric enough so that people think you’re up to something