Ancient Egyptians
Female stood up
Males sat down
And gross
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Betwixt The Sheets: The History of Sex, Scandal & Society: How Filthy Were the Egyptians?
Episode webpage: https://shows.acast.com/betwixt-the-sheets/episodes/how-filthy-were-the-egyptians
Media file: https://sphinx.acast.com/p/acast/s/betwixt-the-sheets/e/695e486399f603d24c86b347/media.mp3?tk=eyJ0ayI6ImRlZmF1bHQiLCJhZHMiOnRydWUsInNwb25zIjp0cnVlLCJzdGF0dXMiOiJwdWJsaWMifQ==&sig=504N2QUZBVJcnsoO1744LKdUxBXF3ib4-U4f5F4BWE8
Who was the fucker that made all the good foods bad for us ... I want words
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I asked for a couple of witty one liners for the asshat that doesn't pick up his dogs shits ... It mentioned Instagram, I told it I don't like Instagram I'm on the fediverse
"I don't post your dog's 'contributions' to Instagram because even Mark Zuckerberg has standards. I post them to the Fediverse—because decentralized data means your lack of civic duty is archived on six different continents simultaneously"
Giggles
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I read the sign on the trolley as "there is bottled water here, feel free to grab one, and we will charge you at the exit"
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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/good-news/woolworths-praised-for-lifesaver-act-of-kindness-during-melbourne-heatwave/news-story/6a9039fab68ae0a9c26d2cd6eebc1225
Wow it's hot out there ... I opened the back draw bridge and wow !!!
I decided, it was not worth taking the recycling out ... It's hot
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Fuck, I can't win
I was on the phone to a lady, and said I would SMS the address, the phone rang 1/2 way through typing the message, and as soon as I got off the phone call, she called, I haven't received the SMS yet, me "of course you haven't, I got off the phone to you, and half way typing out the message, the phone rang, I had to deal with that"
Her - so you'll send it now
Me - give me 10 minutes in case the phone rings again
Breath deeply Melissa
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Is it too late to get a refund on 2026?
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Why didn't anyone tell me about the stress and anxiety when a stack decided to hang ... I'm going to artline on my arm, "REBOOT or STOP, WAIT, START STACK"
13 months of running and a couple of reboot of the of the machine and no problems
Oh, Paperless-nxg another self hosted app I recommend
It has saved me once, I couldn't find the code for a $975 voucher ... Giggles ... Paperless found it in seconds ... While fastmail search found nothing, as it had been deleted
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I have some bad news for the AI fans ... Artificial intelligence will not be made with silicon
It will be made if {redacted} ... Giggles
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{redacted} *
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* I need to contact my legal team
Melissa BearTrix