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She’s a 4, but she’s got a costco membership

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In washington dc today stephen miller’s shadow attempted to stab him.

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Sugar is extinguished. Acesulfame k is added. Now is the time of Monster Energy.

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Hell has been acquired by private equity and they will be responsible for your agonizing punishment moving forward from december first

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Sisyphus works at an Amazon customer satisfaction center after his hill was demolished to build a golf course

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Do onlyfans workers charge more during the cold season?

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When I wake up early and I have to wait for my goto shitposters to log on

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You know those lawn shelters that the upper middle class bought during the first half of the cold war to survive nuclear fallout out with families and a pile of tinned food and water?

I’m updating them with modern comforts and designing them to go 30 meters / 100 ft underground to move in to when we say something neurodivergent in public that will haunt us for the rest of our lives

On sale now

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Corvids are singing the songs of their people from the rooftops, like cockney chimney sweeps

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Alan Turing concieved of his namesake test upon seeing the first traffic lights in Britain being installed