Brutkey

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Around the time of the first iphone i was desperately trying to get email to work on my phone with wap connectivity. Now I’m almost desperately trying to make email not work on my iphone.

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Sure, export your strategic chips to China, but 15% goes to me

Tony Soprano being imposing
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She sells sexual services on the seashore with sneaky surveillance for subsequent extortion

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Since i don’t know if retooting works from bluesky

Difference feminism activist jk rowling tweets: If you are born with egg-producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you are a woman. A Diogenes-like Twitter user called Writer fromthe North responds with a picture of a platypus and BEHOLD! A WOMAN!
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Elon Musk wrote in his autobiography that he has an assistant who sounds just like him on a phone who is responsible for remembering his kids’ names and keeping in touch.

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And so, Friday turned to Monday

Two pictures of stalin. One where he looks straight into the camera, slightly reminiscent of derpy cheetah, and one where he’s dead and on lit de parade
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The big secret is that everyone in the administration is an animated piñata

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The movie poster retitled as Revenge of the sith with the characters from the star wars film tagged to the trainspotting characters. Begbie is anakin. Diane is Amidala. Sick boy is Palpatine. Spud is Yoda. Renton (Ewan McGregor) is Obi-Wan
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What if decomposing zombies really can’t bite like a pneumatic powertool?

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I personally identify with traditional british food. Like a christmas carrot that has been in a roaring boil since thatcher won the election in 1979