Brutkey

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Hello, I’m Kierkegaanks of Mastodon, and I’ll be explaining your jokes to you tonight

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Every year I make a resolution of adding one song a day on a playlist. In twenty years I have never made it past midsummers

1. Pixel Grip - Split
2. DAF - Der Mussolini
3. Suede - We are the pigs
4. Meshuggah - Bleed

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Kirk: Mr Spock, can you identify that metal?

Spock: Captain, my scans identified it as Raining Blood

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Mastodon, apply directly to the forehead
Mastodon, apply directly to the forehead
Mastodon, apply directly to the forehead
Mastodon, apply directly to the forehead

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I think it’s important to say specifically GNU/Linux instead of just #Linux, which is just the kernel of the operating system, so that people give up talking to me

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Gangrene infection criticizes feet stepping on lego

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The ”Choose Life” monologue from Trainspotting, but it’s everything ad tracked algorithmic alt right ai big tech synthetic existential simulacra

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Reject Dunning-Kruger. Be Stunning-Kruger!

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Please support my fundraiser for people suffering from bird blindness