Brutkey

GentleMan Gef
@SecularJeffrey@ohai.social 🌐

Seize the goose of production

Mark Holtom (aka Kingbeard)
@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk 🌐

Do you remember Boaty McBoatface?
So the UK Met Office is inviting people to suggest up to 5 names for storms. And apparently lots of people have been suggesting "Storm Bigoil", along with BP, Equinor, Exxon & Shell... This is obviously appalling & definitely not to be emulated via this link:

https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/forms/name-our-storms-call-for-names

the cheeseburger explained
@triz@normal.style 🌐

hell yeah my mind is bicameral: when i cant be assed to do something, i, too, blame the senate parliamentarian

Frank’s Ting
@franksting@theblower.au 🌐

PHENOM

CM Harrington
@octothorpe@mastodon.online 🌐

#goose

Luqa 🦄✍️
@unicorn@lgbtqia.space 🌐

Has anyone tried asking the goose if it values itself?

Owl Eyes
@d1@autistics.life 🌐

Do you feel like a valued #goose today?

Fields
@fieldswork@wetdry.world 🌐

my entire timeline is goose value help

Furbland's Very Cool Account™
@GroupNebula563@mastodon.social 🌐

i fucking love the goose value thing because it is a premier example of "meme becomes well-known within a certain small group of people, and then somehow makes it onto fedi and then literally 1/3 of the entire network is gooseposting". i love how we just wholeheartedly embrace random things sometimes /gen

Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛
@Ashedryden@xoxo.zone 🌐

I want Enron-level congressional hearings when the AI industry collapses.

I want everyone to know the names of the guys who stole the future from millions of people.