Brutkey

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Things that are gained with age:
- wisdom
- decreasing vanity
- increasing ennui
- invisibility from young adults
- mossy exterior
- talons for rending
- the desire to retire to a crumbling castle on the coast, and live with chatty ghosts

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Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like wood in the sea - cast adrift, turning silver, and soon to be washed up.

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In a fantasy novel, who would you be?

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We're all trying to get by, in our own way.
And if your way involves thorns, darkness, weird magic, and secret meetings with the old gods in the forbidden end of the forest, so much the better.

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Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a seamstress - taking the scraps that life offers you and trying to sew them into something beautiful.

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Book challenge:
- read a book published in each year of your life
- read books that scare you
- offer a librarian whiskey & chocolates to show you hidden books of dark spells & maps to the realm of faerie
- build a wizard tower out of books, hide inside for 1,000 years, and emerge with untold power

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It's ok to take care of yourself.
It's ok to get some rest.
It's ok to become a gently mad lighthouse keeper who spends their days cursing the sea and nights chatting with moon spirits and writing an unending novel about ghost whales.

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Please save old hollow trees!
They may contain bird's nests, grumpy forest spirits, drunk badgers, dryad treasure, collectible goblin bones, and portals to another realm, rife with adventure.

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Your daily horoscope:
Today you will feel like a treasure chest - buried in darkness and waiting to be found.

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What's your favorite time of day?