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Edmonds_ScannerDo you ever feel like you missed your calling in life, and you were meant to be a forgetful sorcerer living in a crumbling tower in the old forest, surrounded by talking owls, secret libraries, and mossy gloom?
Edmonds_ScannerPractice makes perfect.
If you ever want to be an old curmudgeon who sits on a park bench and complains about fog, weird owls, and the high price of enchanted skulls, you should start now so you'll be ready to go when your time comes.
Edmonds_ScannerBring this handy checklist the next time you're in the forest, and see how many you can spot!
- moss owls
- mice knights
- tombs of the timber barons
- sinister fogs
- weird logs
- Mothman's cousin Terry
Edmonds_ScannerIn times of strife, it's good to remember that you're not alone.
There are many other fog goblins, twig witches, dark fairies, and other moss draped horrors out here shambling along as best we can.
Take comfort in that.
Edmonds_ScannerIt's important to look after your emotional health.
If you feel the need to cover yourself in moss & wildflowers, shamble through the gloomy forest, and terrify some townspeople along the way, just go for it.
You deserve to be happy.
Edmonds_ScannerDon't hide your strength from the world.
Lurch through town, smash skyscrapers into rubble, and use your toxic breath to destroy any other monsters who stand in your way.
Edmonds_ScannerMy hope for you is that you always feel safe and warm, and that you will someday find yourself surrounded by wild Muppets in the heart of the forest, with plenty of wine & books and without a care in the world.