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Burr Deming
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Burr Deming
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In Canadian satire, The Beaverton reports as Trump’s ex, Elon Musk, releases a new baby name book, β€œFrom Arargnft to Zrrfppfortt”.
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#beaverton

Burr Deming
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Right Wing Watch brings conservative personalities John Zmirak and Eric Metaxas joining to back Tulsi Gabbard (and, of course, her boss) in weaving together all the deep state plots into one mega‑conspiracy involving pretty much everyone Trump hates:

Barack Obama,
Hillary Clinton,
Mike Pence,
Lindsey Graham,
John McCain,
and many more.

Watch, but hold your nose:
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#rightwingwatch

Burr Deming
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In other gag-with-a-spoon news, Mr.Golf brings us Mr. Trump’s inner feelings about his Press Secretary’s lips:
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#TrumpOnLeavittLips

Burr Deming
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Juliet at Decoding Fox News watches for 25 hours and summarizes the coverage of the Epstein files, which is to say almost nothing.

Almost, but not quite, nothing.
There is some indignation about all the indignation:
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#decodingfoxnews

Burr Deming
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At The Onion, a revealing photo as Trump readjusts a golf tee in JD Vance’s mouth.
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#theonion

Burr Deming
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In Hackwhackers, officials who should be dispassionately seeking the facts (Just the facts, Ma’am), were planning to meet with JD Vance to weave together a consistent narrative on the Epstein case.

Uh oh. The schedule leaked. The meeting’s off!!

Um… How about just moving it around? And this time NO leaks!
The meeting’s ON!!

Aw crud! It leaked again.
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#hackwhackers

Burr Deming
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driftglass presents the Trump fantasy about what is, or at least what he wishes was, in the Epstein list, along with what is turning out to be reality.
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#driftglass

Burr Deming
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1/2
Via The Tennessee Holler, here’s Newsmax host Greg Kelly suggesting poor Ghislaine might be a mere victim, explaining that there was a rush to judgment. He grants that she hung out with Jeffrey Epstein and … that’s apparently not good, but it hardly justifies a twenty‑year sentence:

I have some thoughts.
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#DefendingGhislaine

Burr Deming
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2/2
Now This Impact brings us more as Kelly goes on to suggest that there’s a hell of a lot of evidence that she’s innocent, the victim of a deep state plot. He preemptively congratulates Trump for standing by her. After all, just because Epstein did horrible things, that doesn’t mean Ghislaine is also guilty:

A-n-d...I have some thoughts.
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#DefendingGhislaine

Burr Deming
@BurrLand01@mastodon.world

1/2
Via The Tennessee Holler, here’s Newsmax host Greg Kelly suggesting poor Ghislaine might be a mere victim, explaining that there was a rush to judgment. He grants that she hung out with Jeffrey Epstein and … that’s apparently not good, but it hardly justifies a twenty‑year sentence:

I have some thoughts.
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#DefendingGhislaine

Burr Deming
@BurrLand01@mastodon.world

While almost everyone, even those in MAGAville, focus on the Epstein/Trump files, a substantial minority of MAGA influencers are lumping together to make an improbable case for Ghislaine Maxwell.

News Corpse points to Greg Kelly of Newsmax fame as one of several MAGA personalities now coalescing around Maxwell as a victim and is having none of it.
https://www.red-state-blues.com/2025/08/09/week-of-the-epstein-everlast-dodging-defending-fox-ignoring-more-trump-creepiness-lies-loathing-from-the-public-gerrymandering-racism-ice/#newscorpse