Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
From hell's heart I stab at thee...
#RoundSideDown #Blasphemy
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
Good morning, #HephalumpWorld! Tea is steeping.
A fuzzy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol. I await kick-in.
America is fallen.
AΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ° struggles to emerge.
Now is the time of pedophile rapists.
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
GOP = Groping Old Pedophiles
Fuck you, π
boy. Eat shit and die. No one elected you to shit.
#CompostTheRich
Israel is a terrorist state.
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Π‘Π»Π°Π²Π° Π£ΠΊΡΠ°ΡΠ½Ρ! πΊπ¦
Today's agenda: Nada. Nada damn thing.
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
Good night, #HephalumpWorld.
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
I think they're going to use the 25th amendment to [try to] put Puppyfucker out to pasture, and [try to] install Couchfucker.
I think they're talking about it, right now, over at Couchfucker's place; Bondi, Patel, and the gang.
PS - Couchfucker is in the Epstein files, too.
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
We all know why Donald J Puppyfucker won't release the Epstein files: they're full of him raping little girls.
AΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ°Π½ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΠΏΡΠ΅Π·ΠΈΠ΄Π΅Π½Ρ, ΠΈΠ΄ΠΈ Π½Π°Ρ
ΡΠΉ!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
Nazis are not going to let you vote them out of power, it will have to be done forcefully.
AΠΌΠ΅ΡΠΈΠΊΠ°Π½ΡΡΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΠΏΡΠ΅Π·ΠΈΠ΄Π΅Π½Ρ, ΠΈΠ΄ΠΈ Π½Π°Ρ
ΡΠΉ!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
π
Stupid question about hard boiling eggs:
Does one put the eggs in water, then bring to boil? Or bring to boil, then add eggs?
Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
PISSSHARK
The only reason
I get up
Every morning
Is to not piss the bed
#PoultryCoroner π¦
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Blippy the Wonder Slug π©πͺ@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
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COGITIONES MORI
I'd always hoped to die peacefully
Quietly
In my sleep
Like my grandpa
Instead of screaming in terror
Like the passengers in his car
But
It's looking more and more
Like I'll die in the collapse
I probably won't be alone
Millions will likely die alongside
If we're lucky, it'll be instantly
Many will be less fortunate
Eeking out an existence
In the rubble
Of what was
Alas
#PoultryCoroner π¦π¦π¦π