Brutkey

Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
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Graphic Bestiality

There's a reason I call him Puppyfucker...

AΠΌΠ΅Ρ€ΠΈΠΊΠ°Π½ΡΡŒΠΊΠΈΠΉ ΠΏΡ€Π΅Π·ΠΈΠ΄Π΅Π½Ρ‚, ΠΈΠ΄ΠΈ Π½Π°Ρ…ΡƒΠΉ!
#AmericanPresidentGoFuckYourself

Dumbfuck Donnie gets humped by a poodle as he crawls out of the weeds at the golf course. He tweets, Whoever did this wiill be met with fire and fury like the world has never seen. That, I can tell you.
Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

Far... ... ... ... ... ... Near!
#EmmaPeel #Caturday #EveryDayIsCaturday #CatsOfMastodon

Emma, a tuxedo cat, sits on the floor, peeping upwards, only visible from the nose up over the arm of fhe couch. Emma has jumped up onto the couch arm to check out the Handy.
Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

WAKEY WAKEY

If I could
I'd wake you
The best way I know how
Then comes coffee
And rub-a-dub scrubbies
The order isn't important
Starting your day
In the best way
Is

Alas, I can't
I sit here squirming
And it's all your fault

#PoultryCoroner

Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

UNTITLED 0937

There are easy answers
Unfortunately
Nice people
Are just too nice
To kill the bad guys

#Tanka #NotTanka
#PoultryCoroner

Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de
WET DAYDREAM (Lewd)

WET DAYDREAM

Daydreamin' 'bout you in the shower
I imagine it smells like flowers
As you lather up your hair
Scrubby scrub down there
Hot water spray
Rinsing suds away
And that one
bubble
trailing
down
the
back
of
your
leg

#PoultryCoroner

Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

NO DEBATE WITH KIERKEGAARD

I've stared into the abyss
The abyss stared back
No doubt I'm a monster

I have a plan, a pogrom, if you will
Against the rich
No doubt I'm a monster

Nazis, too, all dangling in a row
Shitting themselves as they twitch
No doubt I'm a monster

When all is said and done
It would have to be my turn
I, monster
Cart my carcass away
Let it rot

#PoultryCoroner

The abyss resides in a terra cotta planter. Not my photo. Godzilla on a trash cart getting hauled away.
Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

CRAYONS

There are many colors
In my box of crayons
Not all are bright and shiny
Some are dark and gloomy
Some snarl and bite
But a great variety

Some are missing
I know where they are
I see the colors they draw
Beautiful hues under the horizon
But no longer mine

Others have been lost
Somewhere in the detritus of time
Never to be seen again

Some are locked in a box
Buried under my bed
Never seeing the light of day
Sometimes they break through
Into the palette of my dreams

#PoultryCoroner

Blippy the Wonder Slug πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ
@BlippyTheWonderSlug@ieji.de

UNTITLED 1720

I have dreamed many futures in my life
Some glorious
some monstrous
many perverse

Never had I dreamed
It would be this stupid

#PoultryCoroner

A person looks out a window with red drapes and green shutters at a dreary gray city, with gray clouds scudding across a gray sky, muttering What a stupid time to be alive.