https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EV4iW62qssHguq-ViMCH3ILsWU7Kpn-kAI1ekn0ZyCU/edit?usp=drivesdk here it is. Go fucking nuts. I can probably make a cult around this.
Also @MelissaBearTrix@gives.hugz.online you saw me trying to build a story in the form of many cryptic ass post first hand. This is somehow wilder than what I had there. If you ask any questions I can probably explain it with something I saw at some point or the fantasy world I made for myself to escape from reality. Go ahead and take a look at this if you want, or don't. I don't care. It's insane, and you gotta admire 10 year old me for coming up with this.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EV4iW62qssHguq-ViMCH3ILsWU7Kpn-kAI1ekn0ZyCU/edit?usp=drivesdk here it is. Go fucking nuts. I can probably make a cult around this.
Joke poll
Speaking of which should I make a cult around this?
I just remembered all this bat shit insane stuff I came up with to explain things I couldn't explain. It's very existential sometimes so have fun with this. Will link a Google doc when done.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1EV4iW62qssHguq-ViMCH3ILsWU7Kpn-kAI1ekn0ZyCU/edit?usp=drivesdk here it is. Go fucking nuts. I can probably make a cult around this.
I just remembered all this bat shit insane stuff I came up with to explain things I couldn't explain. It's very existential sometimes so have fun with this. Will link a Google doc when done.
What's two plus two 🔫
I managed to salvage it with something other than a balloon and I also unclogged it. Now it looks like it contains every disease known to man. If you drink it you'll also die. I know that from experience.
I should also mention I got soaked because I tried using water pressure to deal with it.
It has a leak. It fell and somehow didn't burst, but instead got a leak. I will fix it by adding more duct tape.
I managed to salvage it with something other than a balloon and I also unclogged it. Now it looks like it contains every disease known to man. If you drink it you'll also die. I know that from experience.
"we're all stardust" bitch I was born out of spite, I live out of spite, and when I die it will be out of spite. I am entirely made out of spite. You are merely observing my vessel. To maintain my physical form I regularly have to devour other vessels so mine doesn't give up on me, cuz this thing is weak as fuck.
Goodnight fedi -w-
Sleep deprived shitpost, also nerf darts with thumb tacks.
I tried to kill a guy with a nerf gun but I put thumb tacks in. One alone wouldn't be enough so I shot a lot into em. Bitch didn't even care. I used up so many rounds and dude was just okay. Not laying on The ground dead, but standing there with many nerf darts having impaled him. The fucking nerve.