Brutkey

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world
Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Arguing with the PR code review bot is like arguing with @actuallybot@thepit.social.

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

As someone who has lived in Washington, DC for the last 20 years – the city, not Virginia, not Maryland, the actual District of Columbia – I can report that yes, crime is in fact out of control.

The perp appears to be holed up inside a large house at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW.

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

Currently Reading: The Death and Life of Great American Cities, by Jane Jacobs.

I can’t believe it’s taken me so long to get to this.

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

I guess I should finally do an #introduction post. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Hi! My name is Brian. I’m the spouse of one and father of two redheads.

Originally from Chicagoland, I’ve lived in Washington, DC since 2003. I’ve worked on digital asset management and repositories at Apple since 2010. Before that, the Library of Congress. Mostly in
#Java.

I enjoy
#cocktails, #wine, & #coffee. I read Faulkner, McSweeney’s, sci-fi/fantasy, & software in my spare time. I am passionate about #urbanism and #transit.

Brian Vargas
@Ardvaark@mastodon.world

The worst thing about Mastodon is how much everyone talks about Bluesky.